I'm a crusty old buzzard. My name's Wacobelle.  
I think a third party would be purty swell.  
I'm sure not a Dem and I'm not GOP;  
and it's really unlikely that I'll ever be.

You've gotta have humor in this day and age;
but the coots from both parties just rattle my cage.     
 I'd sure like to joke if it wasn't so sad.
It's painful to laugh; things have gotten so bad!!!!

 

The Demo-dilemma’s a dilly!
Just how do you spin away Billy?
Just how do you spin
all the trouble he’s in
without sounding sophomoric and silly?
To spin away Billy's a chore
that will baffle the Dems ever more.
Sam Donaldson tried;
and poor Cokie cried;
and Carville just bellowed for WAR.
“I didn't have sex with that woman…..
though she polished my wee little willie.”
Just how do you sell it,
explain it or tell it?
Just how do you spin away Billy?      
 

DING DONG DADDY  

He's a ding-dong daddy from the White house;  
and you oughta see him strut his stuff.  
He doesn't drink ale.  
He doesn't inhale;  
and I'd guess that he doesn't sniff snuff.  
But his ding-dong gets Daddy in trouble.  
It thinks in the place of his head.  
Let a woman walk by,  
he unzippers his fly,  
and his brain gets dinged up and dong dead.

THE SPIN THE SPINNER SPUN

Those weapons of expungement,
so assiduously spun-
I wonder where those weapons went.
They must a' up 'n run.

That terrifying instrument
that gave us such a scare...
I wonder where it up 'n  went.
Somehow it wasn't there.

They searched about and all around
and when the hunt was done,
the most destructive weapon found......
the spin the spinner spun!

Daddy's pampered little boy
is playin' on the floor.
with all his military toys,
 he's busy playin' war.
He's playin' that his name's King George.......
he fancies that fine name.
It's Hail King George and Heil King George....
he relishes this game.

He's got his box a' soldiers out.
He's dumped them on the floor.
Some will get all broke, no doubt...
that goes with playin' war.
He's on the floor with toys galore.
King George is there a sprawlin',
and all around him everywhere
tin soldiers are a' fallin'.
Who cares? He thinks this game is fun;
and for each busted toy,
they'll simply buy another one
for Daddy's little boy.

It's Hail King George and Heil King George.
King George is busy playin'.
And what about the other kids?
Well they're all busy prayin'
'cuz they don't cotton, God forbid,
t' royalty and kings.......
and Daddy 's got another boy
a waitin' in the wings!!!!!